So I really need to start exercising but can't afford the gym.
Running? Out of question. These boobs weren't made for running (sounds like a song?). Fitness DVD? Bought three. Used two. Liked one. Completed none. Forgot how hard physical exertion is. So now I'm sitting here with several muscle groups I didn't know existed aching and contemplating a way to jazz up my regime. I guess there isn't a way, unless my weights suddenly turn to chocolate. However, perhaps if Ashish were to give me these sequin numbers, it would be a very attractive start: